Warning: Contains positively mountainous Game of Thrones spoilers.
Jon Snow’s parentage, Arya’s sneakery — all that stuff is interesting, but frankly it’s all a mere distraction from the main question on every true Game of Thrones fan’s lips: When the sweet hell are we going to get Cleganebowl?
I’m not going to go into detail about Cleganebowl here, but if you’re not caught up you can read this handy explainer.
In a nutshell, it’s the much-anticipated showdown between The Hound and The Mountain, which fans have been yearning for ever since we found out good old Sandor isn’t actually dead after all. Read more…